Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, Chess here. We're now about halfway through our flight from Hong Kong to Limerick, and I'd just like to let you know that I... am... bored.
Give me a bing-bong
To combat this boredom, I tend to write fanfiction. I have just discovered the wonders of Tumblr, and thought I'd give it a go.
Look at that. A female character who not only asserts her position in a potentially sexual encounter, she does it for her own well-being.
She knows damn well that Will is no good for her, and she no good for him, and she says so.
Alana manages to escape the terrible female cliche of “I shouldn’t…but I’m going to anyway because that’s how writers write women and it’s dramatic, right?”
I’M JUST REALLY PROUD OF ALANA BLOOM FOR BEING LIKE “YOU’RE SO FINE, BUT THIS IS BAD FOR ME, AND I CAN’T” GOOD FOR HER SHE’S NOT AFRAID
IF ANY HATERS CROP UP FROM THAT SCENE I SWEAR